He's a shadowy lurker who walks around dismal towns carrying plastic bags with second hand books in.
He laughs through his nose when he sings.
He has never used cutlery.
He spends all his money on bus tickets that take him to places like Southend and Hartlepool.
His lyrics are massively pretentious and also the complete opposite.
All his songs sound the same but thankfully they are all ace.
And his new album - "James Dean Makes Me Insecure, Why Does He Have To Be Shexy" The Album - is available to preorder here and will be released on October 15th.